BAD SURPRISE

     The face in a mask looked into the glass door from the dark! I was alone, sitting in front of the TV, and I almost choked on a cookie. 

     Relax, it was not a burgler! It was a raccoon, a big and fluffy raccoon! He came to check out the food bowl that we leave out for Goldie. Then he came up the step and arrogantly looked into the room and right at me. The bandit, obviously, didn't like my appearance, because he immediately turned around and waddled off into the night. 

     Everybody is a critic!